So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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