so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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