You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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