we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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