From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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