I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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