just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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