I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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