Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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