belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Girls should come with a carfax report
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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