Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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