real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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