how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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