I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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