Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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