I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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