i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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