I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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