On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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