Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You have to summon your inner elephant
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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