But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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