may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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