Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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