My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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