Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
