More tranny stories later!
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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