Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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