Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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