Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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