I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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