My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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