Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Randomize
