I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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