he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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