mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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