so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This house was built for laser tag.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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