Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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