so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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