STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So much rum. So many feels.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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