I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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