i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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