This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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