Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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