You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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