it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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