Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I accidentally burped into my bong.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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