can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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