So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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