I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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