apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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