So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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