Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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