He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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