we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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