Kiss
Puke
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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