the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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